how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
BRING THE BAGELS
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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