Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
