How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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