How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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