just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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