I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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