If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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