My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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