nut hugger
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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