so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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