i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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