Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He passed out mid-signature
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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