How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Do vagina's smell?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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