you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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