but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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