So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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