Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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