I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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