check it out our google latitudes are spooning
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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