I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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