what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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