you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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