so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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