you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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