they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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