I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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