Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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