No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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