Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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