I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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