Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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