Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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