using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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