i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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