Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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