did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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