you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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