If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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