That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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