But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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