apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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