My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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