How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
