I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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