How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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