It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
honey bunches of taint.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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