im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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