i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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