ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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