we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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