She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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