If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Randomize
