Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
