No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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