I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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