you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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